MORNING BEER MARKETS TO ADDICTS

The NEW Champagne of Beers?

The launch of a breakfast beer is “marketing alcohol to alcoholics”, an addiction expert says.

Blenheim-based Moa has launched Moa Breakfast, a wheat-based lager designed to recreate a European-style breakfast beer.

Moa Brewing Co marketing manager Sunil Unka said promoting the new beer was no different to promoting a champagne…

MAN CALLED 911 TO GET HIM A BEER

A man in Connecticut was charged with misusing the 911 system yesterday and released on $500 bond. According to the police, Raymond Roberge, 65, has called 911 on 79 separate occasions this year alone, each time a false alarm. The final straw came this weekend when Roberge called three times…so that medics could buy him a beer.

According to…

NEW Brit Beer first ever laced with Viagra

A BRITISH firm have brewed the first beer laced with VIAGRA.

By JANE HAMILTON Consumer Editor

The new tipple, which is guaranteed to beat brewer’s droop, goes on sale this week.

Downing just three bottles is equivalent to taking one of the blue pills which enhance men’s sexual performance.

The brew, called Royal Virility Performance, has been specially created to mark the forthcoming…